OMG.

OMG.

“They didn’t tell me this was a motherfuckin’ Dungeons & Dragons book,” Ice says, explaining to partner Mick Benzo that D&D is “some of the most crazy, deep, deep nerd shit.”

“Motherfuckers talk like Yoda,” Ice T marvels.

“They were talking about ‘pegasuses’ and ‘pegasi.’ That’s horses with wings,” he continues. “This motherfucker got a sword that talks to him… Motherfuckers live in places that don’t exist, and it comes with a map. My God.”

Originally shared by Michael “Draco” R

This is a thing that is happening. 

“Considering the way music is right now, you’re better off listening to a book,” he opines. “Honestly, it’s more entertaining.”

#dnd  
http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/02/ice-t-records-dungeons-dragons-audiobook.html

Comments

  1. Casey G.February 5, 2014 at 11:30 AM

    Matthew Nelson

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  2. Rafael “Francisco” ChandlerFebruary 5, 2014 at 11:31 AM

    Sweet Jesus, this is the best ever.

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  3. Paul BeakleyFebruary 5, 2014 at 11:32 AM

    Holy fuck.

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  4. Matthew NelsonFebruary 5, 2014 at 11:33 AM

    I don't care about the audiobook.  I want the outtakes.

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  5. Wayne “Lumrunner” HumfleetFebruary 5, 2014 at 11:33 AM

    “Motherfuckers talk like Yoda,” Ice T marvels.

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  6. Matthew NelsonFebruary 5, 2014 at 11:34 AM

    “Considering the way music is right now, you’re better off listening to a book,” he opines. “Honestly, it’s more entertaining.”

    Not yet, but it's about to be.

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  7. Derek PennycuffFebruary 5, 2014 at 11:49 AM

    the entire paste magazine domain is down for me right now.

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  8. Edgar JohnsonFebruary 5, 2014 at 12:31 PM

    Hahahaha!
    A wish I didn't even know I had... fulfilled!

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  9. Nathan “Spiciest DM” PankeFebruary 5, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    Oh...mazing!!! I will buy this audiobook when it comes out ;)

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  10. Casey G.February 5, 2014 at 2:24 PM

    'Cause I'm a ORC KILLA!

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  11. Stephen KingFebruary 5, 2014 at 4:12 PM

    This is amazing on so many levels

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