Toddler Monsters
Toddler Monsters
No one understands monsters like a 3 year old, since monsters know their own. Here are Coop's recent creations.
Garbage Snake
"A garbage snake is a snake that looks like garbage, but it's a snake. It's gonna eat us when it wakes up."
Blood Ghost
"I'm a red blood ghost. I shoot blood powers at bad guys. Look! I'm shooting blood!"
River Ghost
"You're a blue river ghost. You shoot sharks at bad guys."
Man, you and Erik Jensen have great monster generating kids. I look forward to when mine are old enough to bolster my flagging creativity!
ReplyDeleteThose are righteous.
ReplyDeleteIris came up with the Shadow Butt the other day. It shoots shadows out of its butt. Dunno.
There are ghosts for the whole rainbow, but those two stuck out.
ReplyDeleteWait, now I remember the brown ghost's powers... talking about butts reminded me.
ReplyDeleteOh no.
ReplyDeletei wanna shoot sharks at bad guys!
ReplyDeleteJeff Rients made an adventure for Santi Core where the main assassin bad guy shot cobra bolts as a spell; snakes shoot out at your target, then slither off. My group agreed "Cobra Bolt" was a good band name.
ReplyDeleteAt about that age my daughter drew a picture of a big snake with a mouth full of arrows. You bet your ass I used that in a D&D game.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter loves looking through my monster manuals. We even made one together. She did all the art and thought of the things she wanted to put in it.
ReplyDeleteAlso: Log Monsters hide on logs and will bite your butt and drink your blood, so you always have to kick a log before you sit on it. They won't attack if it's not a surprise.