But ’mocking is what’s happening right now.
But ’mocking is what’s happening right now.
Not only are hammocks a trend, they’re also a verb, as in, “Wanna ’mock tomorrow?” or, in the guiding principle of a burgeoning movement called the Hammock Initiative: “When in doubt, hammock it out.”
We've seen this trend in action. Some dudes mistook the lawn at our townhouse for public space and hung their hammocks in our trees.
http://m.startribune.com/variety/316148751.html
Wut. I mean they could've asked somebody first...
ReplyDeleteThey sure could have. Hammock hanging hooligans.
ReplyDeleteHammocks bring in drum circles, so they are NEVER GOOD!
ReplyDeleteMan, why do hipsters have to do everything I did back in the 90's... Wait for it... Before it was cool? Are they on to smoking pipes yet (the tobacco kind)?
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