Things are getting crazy up in this dungeon. Dinosaurs vs. Elemental
cultists.
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Things are getting crazy up in this dungeon. Dinosaurs vs. Elemental cultists. "Papa, you have to roll a 20." "What?! What do you have to roll?" "A 5."
”I rolled a 3. But I can roll two times.” rolls a 2. ”i can roll three times. ” Later... ”I can roll a thousand times if I want.” even later... ”The quetzalcoatalus doesn't have to roll. It just swoops down and wins.”
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Dang killer GMs.
ReplyDeleteHe can be my GM any day.
ReplyDelete”I rolled a 3. But I can roll two times.” rolls a 2. ”i can roll three times. ” Later... ”I can roll a thousand times if I want.” even later... ”The quetzalcoatalus doesn't have to roll. It just swoops down and wins.”
ReplyDeleteHe picked this up quick.
Wait until he figures out the old pile of mundane items where there should be treasure gag. Then his training will be complete.
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