Got a fluoride treatment at the dentist this morning and I can still feel the government nanobots boring their way...

Got a fluoride treatment at the dentist this morning and I can still feel the government nanobots boring their way into my brain. Also, I can still taste the "Walterberry" flavoring.

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  1. Paul BeakleyFebruary 16, 2016 at 11:18 AM

    Right in the middle of tax season! They couldn't have scheduled it better.

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  2. Benjamin BaughFebruary 16, 2016 at 11:20 AM

    Your precious bodily fluids, tainted

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  3. Casey G.February 16, 2016 at 11:21 AM

    "Childrens' ice cream, Mandrake!"

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  4. Christopher WeeksFebruary 16, 2016 at 11:21 AM

    Mmmmmm...walterberry...

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  5. Casey G.February 16, 2016 at 11:23 AM

    100% true conversation with the hygenist:
    "I don't have mint, just this Walterberry flavor."
    "Why is it called that?"
    "Because a guy named Walter invented it and named it after himself."

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  6. Wayne SnyderFebruary 16, 2016 at 11:23 AM

    How do you feel about Trump, now?

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  7. Christopher WeeksFebruary 16, 2016 at 11:25 AM

    Walter Berry was the speaker of Legislative Assembly of Prince Edward Island from 1780 to 1784.

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  8. Casey G.February 16, 2016 at 11:27 AM

    HE IS DISRUPTIVE TO THE KOCH DIRECTIVE. ALL WILL SUPPORT THE ESTABLISHMENT CANDIDATE.

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  9. J. Max KielbasaFebruary 16, 2016 at 11:33 AM

    Only way to cure this is to buy more survival seeds.

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  10. Sarah Perry-ShippFebruary 16, 2016 at 11:40 AM

    My favorite fluoride flavor was always the cheesecake flavored gel. Only one dentist I have ever been to has had it.

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  11. Casey G.February 16, 2016 at 11:43 AM

    I don't know if I could even take a cheesecake flavor lingering this long.

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  12. Sarah Perry-ShippFebruary 16, 2016 at 11:47 AM

    For all its faults, it was far, far better than bubblegum or fake-cherry, the only two flavors that most dentists seem to offer.

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  13. Lex LarsonFebruary 16, 2016 at 2:41 PM

    Man, you meatbags get all the fun.  I can't recall having a fluoride treatment since my inception date in my life.

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  14. Casey G.February 16, 2016 at 2:44 PM

    I never had one until this morning. The hygenist told me she'd been looking at my insurance(!) and it was covered. She said it usually isn't. Free government nanobots for me!

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  15. Christopher WeeksFebruary 16, 2016 at 2:52 PM

    Thank the Affordable Nanocare Act!

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  16. J. Max KielbasaFebruary 16, 2016 at 3:01 PM

    Obamabot Care.

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  17. Casey G.February 16, 2016 at 4:16 PM

    Nanobama care.

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