This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Right in the middle of tax season! They couldn't have scheduled it better.
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ReplyDelete"Childrens' ice cream, Mandrake!"
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm...walterberry...
ReplyDelete100% true conversation with the hygenist:
ReplyDelete"I don't have mint, just this Walterberry flavor."
"Why is it called that?"
"Because a guy named Walter invented it and named it after himself."
How do you feel about Trump, now?
ReplyDeleteWalter Berry was the speaker of Legislative Assembly of Prince Edward Island from 1780 to 1784.
ReplyDeleteHE IS DISRUPTIVE TO THE KOCH DIRECTIVE. ALL WILL SUPPORT THE ESTABLISHMENT CANDIDATE.
ReplyDeleteOnly way to cure this is to buy more survival seeds.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite fluoride flavor was always the cheesecake flavored gel. Only one dentist I have ever been to has had it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I could even take a cheesecake flavor lingering this long.
ReplyDeleteFor all its faults, it was far, far better than bubblegum or fake-cherry, the only two flavors that most dentists seem to offer.
ReplyDeleteMan, you meatbags get all the fun. I can't recall having a fluoride treatment since my inception date in my life.
ReplyDeleteI never had one until this morning. The hygenist told me she'd been looking at my insurance(!) and it was covered. She said it usually isn't. Free government nanobots for me!
ReplyDeleteThank the Affordable Nanocare Act!
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