Instead of watching Fury Road lose all the big Oscars, I continued the solo Scarlet Heroes: Road Hogs adventures of...
Instead of watching Fury Road lose all the big Oscars, I continued the solo Scarlet Heroes: Road Hogs adventures of Bad Bart the mutant mongrel in the ruins of the After the Bomb west.
When last I left Bart, he'd come across the wreckage of a Road Hog attack. Signs pointed to a survivor of the crash being taken prisoner. Bart, damning his conscience, followed the tire tracks into the desert. He came to an old ranch house that the Road Hogs had turned into a base. Sneaking in at night, Bart found some cash and jewelry, a badass set of leathers with kevlar plates (leather armor +3), and a Jackson Pollock painting. He quietly took care of some guards, and located the survivor of the crash, a female Opossum named Karen Mendez. They were spotted while escaping, but Bart took out his .357 and ended it. They made it back to Mustang Sally, and roared off into the desert.
That gets Bart up to level 2.
What a bad dog!
ReplyDeleteCurse you! By posting this you forced me into ordering copies of After the Bomb and Road Hogs from eBay.
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