Time to bust out a game he won't do so well in and put him in his place. Hmm, games that parents will definitely have an advantage on: Scrabble, anything that requires calculating odds more than just rolling luckily (since I assume he beats you in luck too), and the best thing against 5 year olds - outlasting short attention spans, so the longer the game the better.
Rating the Marvel villains so far on a scale from Excelsior (good), to No-Prize (could be explained that they’re either good or bad), to Bullpen Floor (bad): Iron Monger: Excelsior Abomination: No-Prize Loki: Excelsior Red Skull: Excelsior Whiplash: Bullpen Floor Justin Hammer: Excelsior Loki again: Excelsior Mandarin: Excelsior Dark Elf what’s-his-name: Bullpen floor Hydra Conspiracy: Excelsior Ronan: Bullpen Floor Nebula: Excelsior Ultron: No-Prize Did I miss anyone?
Humility. Well done.
ReplyDeleteOh, he's talking some shit.
ReplyDeleteKids: Pretty casual after destroying their parents.
ReplyDeleteTime to bust out a game he won't do so well in and put him in his place. Hmm, games that parents will definitely have an advantage on: Scrabble, anything that requires calculating odds more than just rolling luckily (since I assume he beats you in luck too), and the best thing against 5 year olds - outlasting short attention spans, so the longer the game the better.
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