The First Time Ever I Stiffed a Guy

The First Time Ever I Stiffed a Guy
Believe me, the earth moved that day.
Nude models sang “Anchors Aweigh.”
I felt like a god
Just from telling some clod,
“Your work sucks. Take a hike. Me no pay.”

Daily Trump limericks at the link.
https://trumperickdujour.com

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players.

Image
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Read more