Do you even bite, bro?

Do you even bite, bro?
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/05/17/528677883/tyrannosaurus-rexs-bite-force-measured-8-000-pounds-scientists-say?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20170517

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  1. Paul VermerenMay 17, 2017 at 7:46 AM

    Too bad all it could do was waddle its fat ass around and eat half-liquefied carrion, because its teeth would pop out at the slightest provocation.

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  2. Mike OverboMay 17, 2017 at 3:13 PM

    but how much could it bench press? that's the universal standard.

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