Oh man, I feel sorry for Idris Elba and Matthew Mcconaughey. The Dark Tower looks like garbage.

Oh man, I feel sorry for Idris Elba and Matthew Mcconaughey. The Dark Tower looks like garbage.

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  1. Paul VermerenMay 3, 2017 at 8:47 AM

    Hot or cold?

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  2. Casey G.May 3, 2017 at 8:48 AM

    Hot garbage, but is cold garbage much better? Less smelly I suppose.

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  3. Paul VermerenMay 3, 2017 at 9:03 AM

    It looks incredibly generic to me.

    I've never read the books.

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  4. Casey G.May 3, 2017 at 9:06 AM

    It shouldn't look like the Avengers with a cowboy, that's for sure.

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  5. Casey G.May 3, 2017 at 9:11 AM

    Looking at my feed, I'm in the minority.

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  6. Paul VermerenMay 3, 2017 at 9:12 AM

    I've seen other people say it looks crappy. It just looks like a typical YA movie to me, which I'm assuming is not the proper tone.

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  7. Jay ExonautsMay 3, 2017 at 9:15 AM

    Interesting. I never read the book so I have zero frame of reference. To me it looks cool, but I've got no skin in the game, so...

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  8. Casey G.May 3, 2017 at 9:16 AM

    The proper tone is more Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven. And they are for sure shooting for a young audience here. The kid is supposed to be like 10, and he gets to the Gunslinger's world by getting killed. Then a bunch of other bad shit happens and there's no fight at the end.

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  9. Casey G.May 3, 2017 at 9:18 AM

    Full disclosure: I couldn't finish the series. Got way too author wanky. But the original book is fantastic.

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  10. Bret GillanMay 3, 2017 at 10:12 AM

    Yeah man the first thing I saw of it was a gif of Idris Elba slomo flipping bullets into a gun and I was like "aauugghhh."

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  11. Bret GillanMay 3, 2017 at 10:14 AM

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  12. Casey G.May 3, 2017 at 10:33 AM

    I don't think I'm remembering wrong that Roland's pistols should be like army .44s that do not have flip out cylinders. There are constant references to "working the cylinders" while reloading which means rotating them and inserting one bullet at a time. So this gun-fu shit is terrible.

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  13. Casey G.May 3, 2017 at 10:43 AM

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  14. Jay ExonautsMay 3, 2017 at 10:51 AM

    HATERS!

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  15. gregory bMay 3, 2017 at 10:55 AM

    This looks way too actiony but I really love Idris Elba so I'm torn. I have nothing known about the books.

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  16. Ben MiltonMay 3, 2017 at 11:57 AM

    This movie looks super rad and I will watch the hell out of it. The gun stuff is cool and completely in character.

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