She’s 83, for Christ’s sake. We want to eat her while there’s still enough of her to go around.

She’s 83, for Christ’s sake. We want to eat her while there’s still enough of her to go around.

Originally shared by The Onion

“Next time she comes by, that’s it. We’ve got to do this. It’s now or never.”

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