The Perfect Crime
The Perfect Crime
The church of Wee-Jas (death goddess) tried to have our party assassinated, so last session we busted into their church and killed them all. Everyone thinks they were good guys though, so we have to cover our tracks. This involves my warlock plane shifting our enemy’s severed heads (can’t cast speak with dead on a headless corpse) to the Abyss to be disposed of in a ball of magic plasma that’s inside the eye-socket of a giant skull castle.
I love D&D.
The church of Wee-Jas (death goddess) tried to have our party assassinated, so last session we busted into their church and killed them all. Everyone thinks they were good guys though, so we have to cover our tracks. This involves my warlock plane shifting our enemy’s severed heads (can’t cast speak with dead on a headless corpse) to the Abyss to be disposed of in a ball of magic plasma that’s inside the eye-socket of a giant skull castle.
I love D&D.
Fuck yeah.
ReplyDeleteYou're probably safe assuming the local authorities lack the ability to subpoena abyssal witnesses.
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