Highlight of last night's #ACKS game?
Highlight of last night's #ACKS game? The explorer getting his four front teeth knocked out by a Morlock, gaining a -2 reaction roll to the opposite sex. Then later back at the keep trying to hire a bladedancer as a henchwoman, but missing the reaction roll by two.
Also the cleric spending his loot on magic beans.
Do hockey players really have trouble getting women?
ReplyDeleteProbably not, but 3rd level Explorers with a hockey smile, apparently.
ReplyDeleteTwo characters got their genitals destroyed in our ACKS game last night. I guess it was a good night for maiming!
ReplyDeleteAnother character rolled on a line that the genital mutilation entry. He ended up with the "no-forced march" one. We ruled that "slipped disc."
ReplyDeleteStephen Moeller this is going to be your portrait on Obsidian Portal.
ReplyDeleteThats how I pictures Mozgov but with a better mullet. Those stuck up bladedancers don't know what they're missing.
ReplyDeletePictured. Stupid autocorrect. Also, does ACKs allow dentures?
ReplyDeleteDentures have apparently been around for thousands of years, so it's possible I guess. Probably only available back in Istvin right now.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that I knew it was Steve's character even before he posted? Sounds like fun time.
ReplyDeleteWas it because the picture is AWESOME? Seriously, I love ACKs. So much fun to play.
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