The usual. Open the hangout at 8, start soon after.

The usual. Open the hangout at 8, start soon after.
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  1. Barry LovsethSeptember 28, 2012 at 8:25 AM

    I think my character needs to go to a larger city where he has a better chance of hiring a henchman oncologist.  On the bright side, maybe if I have to lose a limb from the mortal wounds table it could be the cancerous one effectively removing the diseased tissue.

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  2. Casey G.September 28, 2012 at 8:26 AM

    We'd have to roll randomly to see if it spread to the PC's lymph nodes.

    This is the most morbid joke I've made in a long time.

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  3. Matthew NelsonSeptember 28, 2012 at 8:46 AM

    Per henchman oncologist's instructions: if you take small doses of giant centipede venom twice a day for a week, there is a 20% chance the cancer will go into remission.  This process may be repeated; however, the usual effects of giant centipede venom remain in effect, and there is a cumulative 5% chance per week of treatment that the venom will subtract 1d8 weeks from the character's remaining time.

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