I'll snag this later. The first one was a lot of fun. Originally shared by Android Central Publisher Paradox Interactive has released Knights of Pen & Paper 2 for Android. Fans of table-top RPGs can once again get the full experience on a mobile device. We got a chance to play an early version of this game in March at GDC 2015, and now Knights of Pen & Paper 2 is available for… #android http://www.androidcentral.com/knights-pen-paper-2-brings-role-playing-and-satire-together-android
I think my character needs to go to a larger city where he has a better chance of hiring a henchman oncologist. On the bright side, maybe if I have to lose a limb from the mortal wounds table it could be the cancerous one effectively removing the diseased tissue.
ReplyDeleteWe'd have to roll randomly to see if it spread to the PC's lymph nodes.
ReplyDeleteThis is the most morbid joke I've made in a long time.
Per henchman oncologist's instructions: if you take small doses of giant centipede venom twice a day for a week, there is a 20% chance the cancer will go into remission. This process may be repeated; however, the usual effects of giant centipede venom remain in effect, and there is a cumulative 5% chance per week of treatment that the venom will subtract 1d8 weeks from the character's remaining time.
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