Rad NPCs
Rad NPCs
P'aool Cruggman (Lvl 20 Gnome Economist)
Read Aloud: A bearded sprite bustles past you, muttering about the need for defecit spending and carrying an armload of charts bearing the wax seal of the Keynesian Order.
Notes: Though uncomfortable making eye contact, he will attempt to enlist friendly players in his one-man crusade against his hated enemy, the lich Milton Friedman.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/random-npc-tool.php
P'aool Cruggman (Lvl 20 Gnome Economist)
Read Aloud: A bearded sprite bustles past you, muttering about the need for defecit spending and carrying an armload of charts bearing the wax seal of the Keynesian Order.
Notes: Though uncomfortable making eye contact, he will attempt to enlist friendly players in his one-man crusade against his hated enemy, the lich Milton Friedman.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/random-npc-tool.php
Wolfman Jack (Lvl 9 Wolfman Masturbator)
ReplyDeleteRead Aloud: A wolfman leaps from a nearby bush and begins vigorously self-pleasuring. He laughs with a gravelly voice and howls, 'Awwooooo! Watch this wolfman jack!'
Notes: Clinically depressed since the death of his wife and children at the hands of the werewolves that bit him, Wolfman Jack has turned to constant, self-destructive public masturbation as his only relief from the curse of lycanthropy. Wolfman Jack is just the name he has been given by local legend. His actual name is Hogwild Beatoff.
Prince d'Maggot (Lvl 8 Skeleton Creep)
ReplyDeleteRead Aloud: A skeleton wearing a painted bird mask and fine robes is crouched in the bushes watching a maiden bathing in a stream.
Notes: Lives in a crypt, earns money teaching children about skeletons. He is in love with a girl in the village and is secretly building a meat body from discarded hair and carcasses to try and woo her. If the players can help him complete his meat body he will forever be in their debt.