For Ian Williams

For Ian Williams 

Zack: Ohhhhh no, you forgot skeleton, bitch. What up, now!?

Steve: I have made my feelings known in the past about skeletons. If I think about it too much I will start freaking out imagining my own skeleton.

Zack: What about your own skeleton with evil eyeballs?

Steve: That's pretty much the worst thing that could happen.

Steve: Only thing worse is if I see I'm a skeleton man in the mirror and then I run downstairs to call a doctor and my mom is a skeleton with eyeballs too.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/lamentations-flame-princess.php?page=3

Comments

  1. Ian WilliamsJune 3, 2013 at 2:39 PM

    It's way true. Skeletons get in your head and I can't take that scary shit.

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  2. Casey G.June 3, 2013 at 2:40 PM

    They live in your body!

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  3. Ian WilliamsJune 3, 2013 at 2:41 PM

    AND THEY WANT OUT

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  4. Larry LadeJune 3, 2013 at 2:44 PM

    Some of the illos in this book are pretty sick. In a Cannibal Corpse album cover way. To protest this depravity, I'm... Throwing in money for the deluxe hardcover? WTF?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Ian WilliamsJune 3, 2013 at 2:46 PM

    Larry is the bravest man I know.

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