I predict that with new D&D games like 13th Age, Torchbearer, and Next and the Rules Cyclopedia pdf re-release...

I predict that with new D&D games like 13th Age, Torchbearer, and Next and the Rules Cyclopedia pdf re-release adding to the existing OSR/Pathfinder-3.x/4e factions that the YOU'RE KILLING OWLBEARS THE WRONG WAY wars will be taken to a whole new level.

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  1. Jack ShearJuly 10, 2013 at 8:24 AM

    I wonder if this will open up opportunities to troll for any side as a mercenary.

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  2. Bret GillanJuly 10, 2013 at 8:24 AM

    There is only one way to kill an owlbear.

    With kindness.

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  3. Brian TakleJuly 10, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    I'm amazed at how hung up people can get on minor points of philosophy.

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  4. Jack ShearJuly 10, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    It occurs to me that wars over how to D&D the right way are basically people stating with frightening sincerity that there is indeed One True Way to "eat a Reeces"

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  5. Casey G.July 10, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    Bret Gillan if you're killing owlbears with kindness you're not playing D&D the right way!

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  6. Bret GillanJuly 10, 2013 at 8:36 AM

    You cannot convince me that this picture isn't canon: http://i.imgur.com/GTo4B1o.jpg

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  7. Casey G.July 10, 2013 at 8:43 AM

    That owlbear is alive.

    Here's an owlbear killing a PC with cute.
    http://www.sparkcostumes.com/artwork/albums/userpics/normal_owlbear2.jpg

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  8. kirin robinsonJuly 10, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    Don't make me start playing Burt Bacharach on the piano, man.

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  9. Wayne “Lumrunner” HumfleetJuly 10, 2013 at 9:20 AM

    Owlbears are an endangered species and should be protected by the Lake Geneva Convention. Stop the pointless owlbear slaying and adopt one today, they make great pets.

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  10. Casey G.July 10, 2013 at 9:25 AM

    I guffawed at "Lake Geneva Convention."

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  11. James LaMannaJuly 10, 2013 at 10:30 AM

    I'm willing to bet that more Owlbears are killed at the Geneva Convention than any other time of year.

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