Best part: The blonde warrior chick says to the princess (who's really the transmogrified henchman), "Let's get some some clothes on you," and wraps her in her cloak, revealing she's topless underneath.
I was trying Conan again. Goddammit! I can't even make it to Momoa. This time I got to pre-teen Conan killing the Last of the Mohicans and shut it off.
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
I haven't. Yet.
ReplyDeleteI had to watch it after everyone kept talking about it.
ReplyDeleteWaitaminute... they made FOUR of these?
ReplyDeleteBest part: The blonde warrior chick says to the princess (who's really the transmogrified henchman), "Let's get some some clothes on you," and wraps her in her cloak, revealing she's topless underneath.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that I will be able to stay strong and not watch it this week. I am going to throw myself under the bus for Solomon Kane, however.
ReplyDeleteIt's also really hard to find a still without boobs in it.
ReplyDeleteI was trying Conan again. Goddammit! I can't even make it to Momoa. This time I got to pre-teen Conan killing the Last of the Mohicans and shut it off.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, how did I forget that Lana Clarkson was the woman murdered by Phil Spector? Now I'm sad.
ReplyDeleteSo strange I watched this tonight also.
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