This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Deep in the ground,
ReplyDeleteHe awaits...
to dine on human flesh
your pitiful group will be impaled
on stakes and disemboweled
Yes!
Your love is like a +3 Vorpal Weapon
ReplyDeleteI want to hit it like a double 20 crit.
Looking real good, got 18 charisma baby...
Roll the bones, you know what I need
Yeah I see you on the street
shaking your wild thing
for all the boys on Avenue B
Looking real good, got 18 charisma baby...
Roll the bones, you know what I need