Originally shared by Jonathan Tweet Tonight, my "Lethal Damage" 13th Age campaign draws to a close. Meanwhile, the guys are work have talked me into running a couple D&D sessions for them. That was the day 13th Age was announced, and they're happy to play 13th Age instead. That will be my "Great Center" campaign, based in the imperial capital of Axis, the center of the world. It's my opportunity to explore the setting from yet another perspective.
Maybe just hand out carrots and shut your stupid face?
ReplyDeleteI don't see how anyone could think it would be a good idea to single out potentially emotionally vulnerable children in front of what is probably a group of their friends.
ReplyDeleteIt likely increases their chances of being RPG prude trolls by like 40%
ReplyDeleteI would bet she doesn't go through with it. She'll be lucky if her name doesn't get out anyway. She'll be cleaning up eggs and toilet paper for weeks.
ReplyDeleteShit, hand out a stick of celery a pamphlet about diabetes to every kid if she cares.
ReplyDeleteI imagine this person answering the call of "Trick or Treat" wearing a stained "No Fatties" t shirt.
Who wants to be on my Team Trick the Joyless Woman's House roadtrip crew?
ReplyDeleteLet people parent their own kids. Yes, we have obese kids. But this isn't how to fix it.
ReplyDeleteTo the folks suggesting she hand out something 'healthy' -- why not suggest she just NOT GIVE ANY CANDY TO ANYONE?
ReplyDeleteParticipation in any cultural event is not mandatory!
If she's against kids having too much candy, well then she can just turn her lights off and dwell in her smug superiority and self-loathing all by herself.
She should just out hand birth control to the parents.
ReplyDeletePlus if the kids ate more candy their arms would get tired faster.
ReplyDeleteI hope the person who penned that note is dressing up as a douche bag this year, because that's the only fitting outfit.
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