This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Maybe just hand out carrots and shut your stupid face?
ReplyDeleteI don't see how anyone could think it would be a good idea to single out potentially emotionally vulnerable children in front of what is probably a group of their friends.
ReplyDeleteIt likely increases their chances of being RPG prude trolls by like 40%
ReplyDeleteI would bet she doesn't go through with it. She'll be lucky if her name doesn't get out anyway. She'll be cleaning up eggs and toilet paper for weeks.
ReplyDeleteShit, hand out a stick of celery a pamphlet about diabetes to every kid if she cares.
ReplyDeleteI imagine this person answering the call of "Trick or Treat" wearing a stained "No Fatties" t shirt.
Who wants to be on my Team Trick the Joyless Woman's House roadtrip crew?
ReplyDeleteLet people parent their own kids. Yes, we have obese kids. But this isn't how to fix it.
ReplyDeleteTo the folks suggesting she hand out something 'healthy' -- why not suggest she just NOT GIVE ANY CANDY TO ANYONE?
ReplyDeleteParticipation in any cultural event is not mandatory!
If she's against kids having too much candy, well then she can just turn her lights off and dwell in her smug superiority and self-loathing all by herself.
She should just out hand birth control to the parents.
ReplyDeletePlus if the kids ate more candy their arms would get tired faster.
ReplyDeleteI hope the person who penned that note is dressing up as a douche bag this year, because that's the only fitting outfit.
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