Oh god, no.
Oh god, no.
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/1044482/333/Woman-hands-out-obesity-letters-for-Halloween
Oh god, no.
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/1044482/333/Woman-hands-out-obesity-letters-for-Halloween
Your Beat 'em Ups! Give them to me!
Your Beat 'em Ups! Give them to me! My daughter and I have played the hell out of X-Men on my PS3. I'm bored! She's not, she could blow up sentinels with Storm all day long. Are there other button-mashers out there that: -Have a playable female character (so Ninja Turtles are out) -Available on PS3 -Multiplayer I'm aware Dungeons & Dragons: Shadows of Mystara comes out in June. Can't wait. But until then, I need something new since I can't listen to "Nothing stops the Blob!" again.
Maybe just hand out carrots and shut your stupid face?
ReplyDeleteI don't see how anyone could think it would be a good idea to single out potentially emotionally vulnerable children in front of what is probably a group of their friends.
ReplyDeleteIt likely increases their chances of being RPG prude trolls by like 40%
ReplyDeleteI would bet she doesn't go through with it. She'll be lucky if her name doesn't get out anyway. She'll be cleaning up eggs and toilet paper for weeks.
ReplyDeleteShit, hand out a stick of celery a pamphlet about diabetes to every kid if she cares.
ReplyDeleteI imagine this person answering the call of "Trick or Treat" wearing a stained "No Fatties" t shirt.
Who wants to be on my Team Trick the Joyless Woman's House roadtrip crew?
ReplyDeleteLet people parent their own kids. Yes, we have obese kids. But this isn't how to fix it.
ReplyDeleteTo the folks suggesting she hand out something 'healthy' -- why not suggest she just NOT GIVE ANY CANDY TO ANYONE?
ReplyDeleteParticipation in any cultural event is not mandatory!
If she's against kids having too much candy, well then she can just turn her lights off and dwell in her smug superiority and self-loathing all by herself.
She should just out hand birth control to the parents.
ReplyDeletePlus if the kids ate more candy their arms would get tired faster.
ReplyDeleteI hope the person who penned that note is dressing up as a douche bag this year, because that's the only fitting outfit.
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