"Bones in your hand that make a monster claw, and bones in your head that make a scary face."

"Bones in your hand that make a monster claw, and bones in your head that make a scary face."

Ian Williams
http://www.theonion.com/video/new-study-shows-that-bones-are-incredibly-cool,35111/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:2:Default

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  1. Lex LarsonJanuary 30, 2014 at 5:40 PM

    I want alien civilizations to discover The Onion as the only tangible remnant of our dead culture and believe every word of it.  I want this very much.

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  2. Ian WilliamsJanuary 30, 2014 at 6:14 PM

    nooooooooooooo

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