From Voyageurs National Park on FB:
From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
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ReplyDeleteNo no no indeed. Obviously, no one who actually LIKES TMNT is working on this movie.
ReplyDeleteExpect explosions.
ReplyDeleteFrom top to bottom:
ReplyDeleteDouble nerd.
Ed Hardy turtle
Bro-douche
Insufferable
Michael Bay... Go fuck yourself. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteMichael Bay is trying to ruin all my childhood memories. If he goes after She-ra I'm kicking his ass.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you even find a turtle optometrist? Also, how the hell is he keeping those on with no ears?!
ReplyDeleteThey all look so.... constipated
ReplyDeleteThis looks worse than Pathfinder art.
ReplyDeleteLook, you have ACTION or you can have fiber. You can't have both.
ReplyDeleteThis looks like a good childhood memory. . . FOR ME TO POOP ON! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteAre they still going with the alien origins? I note the lack of "teenage" and "mutant" in the title.
ReplyDeleteI think they at least canned the alien idea.
ReplyDeleteStuart Robertson Even that is dubious.
ReplyDeleteI need to see April O'Neil before passing judgement.
ReplyDeleteASH LAW Megan Fox is playing April.
ReplyDeleteMichael R damn you Michael Bay! Damn you to explosion-filled hell!
ReplyDeleteThe fuck is this?
ReplyDeleteMichael R I doubt it, they surposedly had a massive falling out.
ReplyDeleteManwell Hung They kissed and made up.
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ReplyDeleteI know this is gonna make me hated, butt I actually lieked her in Transformers (just not in real life, where she's fucking annoying).
ReplyDeleteIt's been scientifically proven you can't hate anyone with a Ron Jeremy avatar.
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