Tonight's adventure features a big, fat spellbook for a high level wizard.
Tonight's adventure features a big, fat spellbook for a high level wizard. 80% chance it blows up the elf if he looks at it. 20% chance he has awesome spells to choose from for the next few levels.
Either outcome is acceptable.
I like those odds.
ReplyDeleteI got a 14, do I save?
ReplyDeleteNo saves!
ReplyDeleteSON OF BITCH
ReplyDeleteThe people that commented on this deserve to know that the elf had his arms blown off, but lived. The explosion also almost killed two other PCs. The elf nightblade had her eye put out by one of the other elf's severed fingers, and the thief had 5 teeth knocked out by the elf's other flying severed fist.
ReplyDeleteUsing a character's own appendages against other characters? Sign off a great DM right there.
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