I put a joke "Ask Yourself: Is It Good For The Company" sign in the office I worked at. I forgot it was there and my RVP came in one day unexpectedly. She loved it.
If it makes you feel better, I have yet to have a week at my job that Office Space hasn't been a parody of yet. (coming up on 9 years) -TPS reports? check -8 different bosses? check -laying off, to replace with entry level people? check -obnoxious phone talking cube neighbors (Corporate accounting, Nina speaking... JUST a moment)? check -PC loadletter? check
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Imohtep is faxing now? Damn, I better hope he doesn't get a GPS! :) *snerk at myself*
ReplyDeleteDid it have the correct coversheet?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, you're going to have to redo this TPS document on Saturday....yeah....
ReplyDeleteSandy Jacobs-Tolle _it had no coversheet at all._
ReplyDeleteCasey Garske HORRORS!!!! I bet you took the stapler, too!
ReplyDeleteI can't fax them back. The machine is giving me a "PC Load Letter" error.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://gifsoup.com/view/1123535/office-space-fax-smash.html
ReplyDeleteI am only remembering the nightmare portions of that character, which makes this even more disturbing.
ReplyDeleteI put a joke "Ask Yourself: Is It Good For The Company" sign in the office I worked at. I forgot it was there and my RVP came in one day unexpectedly. She loved it.
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel better, I have yet to have a week at my job that Office Space hasn't been a parody of yet. (coming up on 9 years)
ReplyDelete-TPS reports? check
-8 different bosses? check
-laying off, to replace with entry level people? check
-obnoxious phone talking cube neighbors (Corporate accounting, Nina speaking... JUST a moment)? check
-PC loadletter? check
The list just keeps growing