My uncle had a goat when I was young. It was really social and friendly, but you had to be careful because if it got in a playful mood it would blitz out of nowhere and slam into your femur. KAPOW.
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Poor pups! Kids just want to play but they only bring pain.
ReplyDelete'Bunk that goat, I got your back Timmie -ahhhhhhh'
ReplyDeleteMy uncle had a goat when I was young. It was really social and friendly, but you had to be careful because if it got in a playful mood it would blitz out of nowhere and slam into your femur. KAPOW.
ReplyDeleteI love how it then runs away to cause trouble elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to grow up to be Hagrid one of these days. All of the animals will be mine.
ReplyDeleteBret Gillan was this your childhood?
ReplyDeletehttp://goo.gl/3nwq6U
EXACTLY
ReplyDeleteI could watch that one for hours.
ReplyDeleteMan, kids really are dicks.
ReplyDeleteJust kiddin' around.
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