My uncle had a goat when I was young. It was really social and friendly, but you had to be careful because if it got in a playful mood it would blitz out of nowhere and slam into your femur. KAPOW.
Originally shared by Jonathan Tweet Tonight, my "Lethal Damage" 13th Age campaign draws to a close. Meanwhile, the guys are work have talked me into running a couple D&D sessions for them. That was the day 13th Age was announced, and they're happy to play 13th Age instead. That will be my "Great Center" campaign, based in the imperial capital of Axis, the center of the world. It's my opportunity to explore the setting from yet another perspective.
Correction in comments, I'm still mad Ok, I found out the 5e allosaurus from Tomb of Annihilation was only CR2 and was outraged, so I made a comparison of a D&D character and allosaurus specimen MOR 693. Then I compared the allosaurus to a polar bear, also CR2. The bear has 5HD and the allosaurus has 6HD. So, I take it back. CR 2 is fine.
Poor pups! Kids just want to play but they only bring pain.
ReplyDelete'Bunk that goat, I got your back Timmie -ahhhhhhh'
ReplyDeleteMy uncle had a goat when I was young. It was really social and friendly, but you had to be careful because if it got in a playful mood it would blitz out of nowhere and slam into your femur. KAPOW.
ReplyDeleteI love how it then runs away to cause trouble elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to grow up to be Hagrid one of these days. All of the animals will be mine.
ReplyDeleteBret Gillan was this your childhood?
ReplyDeletehttp://goo.gl/3nwq6U
EXACTLY
ReplyDeleteI could watch that one for hours.
ReplyDeleteMan, kids really are dicks.
ReplyDeleteJust kiddin' around.
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