From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
Where is the love for the struthioformes, man?
ReplyDeleteHow many hit dice do you give to velociraptors? Real ones, not the oversized Jurassic Park ones.
ReplyDeleteIf you were to run Jurassic Park, how long before your work destroyed the world?
ReplyDeleteDaniel Swensen my favorite dinosaur seems trite, but it's T-Rex. The greatest predator to walk the earth. All others are pretenders, even the ones that were slightly bigger.
ReplyDeleteMy least are protosauropods. Lame triassic plant eaters. Get back to me when you're 100 feet long, guys.
Sandy Jacobs-Tolle they're coming. I've noticed too. Standard 1st level mount for the ostrich dinos will be the Gally (gallimimus).
ReplyDeleteAre you a professional Dino-guy?
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think dinosaurs tasted like?
ReplyDeleteWayne Rossi 1d8-1.
ReplyDeleteTonya Wershow see the movie Carnosaur. I'd have chickens exploding giving birth to t-rex eggs all over the place.
ReplyDeleteRyan Shelton No, I'm a credit manager.
ReplyDeleteCasey Garske *nods* I'd watch that! :)
ReplyDeleteDaniel Swensen It's bullshit. Almost no carnivore is a complete scavenger. The list is like:
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and that's it.
T-Rex was a tiger, a large predator who would or course scavenge when it could scare smaller animals from their kill.
Marshall Miller Probably depends on what the dino ate. The birdlike dinos, being ancestors of birds, probably tasted close to wild fowl.
ReplyDeleteThe big herbivores, who knows. I hope they tasted like a nice steak though.
If dinosaurs played an RPG, which one would they play and who would be the GM?
ReplyDeleteDinosaurs are cool, I talked about them on my Ask Me Anything thread. But what about Megalodon? Could they eat a T-Rex? Disadvantage for terrain notwithstanding, of course.
ReplyDeleteBonus: Will Riders of the Purple Lotus have sharks? It should have sharks.
Pete Figtreethat sounds like a deal breaker.
ReplyDeleteJames LaManna they play the D&D Council of Wyrms box set. Velociraptor is the GM. She's a clever girl.
ReplyDeleteRenee Knipe I think T-Rex and megalodon are like Batman and Captain America. So evenly matched they immediately realize neither can win and so they team up.
ReplyDeleteRotPL will have an interior ocean so of course I'll work megalodon in there. Along with Xiphictinus, mosasaurus, and plesiosaurus. That should do it for sea monsters.
Perfect!
ReplyDeleteSo which RPG has the most cool dinosaur writeups?
ReplyDeleteTom Tyson I don't know if I even know the answer to that. Maybe the old Broncosaurus Rex by Goodman Games? But I never bought anything for that except the "Complete T-Rex" and "Complete Velociraptor."
ReplyDeleteSo I'll say Hollow Earth Expeditions because it's got quite a few and their art is excellent.
Hopefully people will want RotPL for the dinosaur stats even if they don't care about hexcrawls.
I always thought of T-Rex like the male lion. Predator or scavenger when the opportunity arises. He wouldn't pass up chasing a hyena away from a meal but could hunt most of the time as well. The same applies for a bald eagle that I saw chasing away some crows from a dead deer.
ReplyDeleteExactly, Barry.
ReplyDeleteWhat is your least favorite RPG? Based on setting or game play, unfinished products are too easy of targets.
ReplyDeleteLeast favorite? That's hard. I don't think I've ever played a truly bad system.
ReplyDeleteOK, least favorite that I've purchased is Aces and Eights. I thought the shot clock thing looked awesome, then I read it and it had the fiddliest mechanics I've ever read. And as alternate history it was completely boring.