You can buy a muscle shirt that kinda looks convincing underneath another shirt. Done. Then eat a Twinkie and be thankful you didn't waste all that time working out.
Option B: my daughters just read a book with a lumberjack with a red beard and said "he has a beard like Andy!" So you could always pass for a lumberjack too. (Good work Andy Garske)
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
You don't need muscle... Wildlings always be wearing big fur coats so your [relative] puniness wouldn't show.
ReplyDeleteIt's usually pretty cold on Halloween too. This might work.
ReplyDeleteYou can buy a muscle shirt that kinda looks convincing underneath another shirt. Done.
ReplyDeleteThen eat a Twinkie and be thankful you didn't waste all that time working out.
I might just pull off Tyrion.
ReplyDeleteIf I can lay of the Just For Men, I can pull of Hodor.
ReplyDeleteJust throw together a zombie costume and say it's whichever dead character you liked best.
ReplyDeleteOption B: my daughters just read a book with a lumberjack with a red beard and said "he has a beard like Andy!" So you could always pass for a lumberjack too. (Good work Andy Garske)
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