So the rabbi at the wedding we're at told a story during the service.
So the rabbi at the wedding we're at told a story during the service. She said there once was a king who had a gigantic flawless ruby. He built a vault to hold it. Rooms within rooms within rooms, and at the center a vault only be had the combination to. I lost track of the point of the story at that point wondering what traps and monsters the king set up to guard his vault, so I'm not sure exactly what the point was, but maybe it was "marriage is a dungeon?"
Well, if "engagement" is combat between two military forces...
ReplyDeleteI would have gotten distracted too
ReplyDeleteMoar gelatinous cube!
ReplyDeleteI'm on board with that moral. =D
ReplyDelete'Marriage is a Dungeon Crawl' has potential for some inspirational posters.
ReplyDeleteFor better or for drow.
ReplyDeleteSo did any adventurers make it to the ruby, or what?
ReplyDeleteThe king dropped the ruby and it got a crack so he didn't like it anymore. A thief posing as an artisan asked to look at it. The king didn't care about it anymore, so he gave it to artisan (thief). He carved the ruby so the crack was the root of a rose and made a huge profit without losing a hit point. I may be adding some of my own details.
ReplyDeleteMarriage is like a Dungeon Crawl; those that are good at it always bring their 10 foot pole.
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