"Do you think Mr. Bay will like it?"
"Do you think Mr. Bay will like it?"
"Hmm...I dunno..."
"I did cover the costume with blades in every conceivable place."
"I know but..."
"He doesn't even have hands really, just blades that would get in each others way if he actually did fight someone for real."
"Yeah, it is a lot of blades. But..."
"No, I get it. I'll add more."
#whiteshredder
It's the WolverSuperShred-o-Matic 2000
ReplyDeleteSupershredder?
ReplyDeleteMichael Althauser Plus Wolverine and a literal shredder, yes.
ReplyDeleteI expect nothing less from Mr. Bay. I do hope there's plenty of lens flare.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, the entire franchise is based on a send up of comics in general. Shredder here is only compensating for the 30 years of Hollywood extravagance inflation.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Shredder is a parody as is. Michael Bay's Shredder is the equivalent of Rob Liefeld's "parody" of Lobo, Bloodwulf.
ReplyDeletehttp://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/229/87808-137455-bloodwulf.jpg
Wrapping all the way around from parody doesn't give you a million points, it makes you start over at zero points.
ReplyDeleteZero points for you, Mr. Bay.
I cant stop thinking of this as Shredward Murderhands, a coming-of-age story about understanding peoples' differences and seeing the beauty therin.
ReplyDeleteThis better be in black and white and be a parody of Frank Miller's Daredevil run or I'm gonna flip over a table.
ReplyDeleteNo one can do purist as well as me.