My wife says this autocorrect led her and the kids to discuss things that would be better to infected with than bears. Kittens were suggested by Abby. Coop wanted a turtle infection. He wanted a turtle infection so much that he started crying about how he didn't have one.
Originally shared by Jonathan Tweet Tonight, my "Lethal Damage" 13th Age campaign draws to a close. Meanwhile, the guys are work have talked me into running a couple D&D sessions for them. That was the day 13th Age was announced, and they're happy to play 13th Age instead. That will be my "Great Center" campaign, based in the imperial capital of Axis, the center of the world. It's my opportunity to explore the setting from yet another perspective.
From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
Maybe she just has a few koalas hiding in there. They can be sneaky buggers.
ReplyDeleteDrop bear infection, just the worst.
ReplyDeleteI guess your humor is something your wife has to bear with?
ReplyDeleteYou'd better panda to her needs until she gets better.
ReplyDeleteTake a kodiak picture for the doctor.
ReplyDeleteI already sent her a "we'll need to grin and bear it" text. More puns heading her way.
ReplyDeleteMy wife says this autocorrect led her and the kids to discuss things that would be better to infected with than bears. Kittens were suggested by Abby. Coop wanted a turtle infection. He wanted a turtle infection so much that he started crying about how he didn't have one.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit are kids weird. I'm astonished at just how weird they are every single day.
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