My wife says this autocorrect led her and the kids to discuss things that would be better to infected with than bears. Kittens were suggested by Abby. Coop wanted a turtle infection. He wanted a turtle infection so much that he started crying about how he didn't have one.
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Maybe she just has a few koalas hiding in there. They can be sneaky buggers.
ReplyDeleteDrop bear infection, just the worst.
ReplyDeleteI guess your humor is something your wife has to bear with?
ReplyDeleteYou'd better panda to her needs until she gets better.
ReplyDeleteTake a kodiak picture for the doctor.
ReplyDeleteI already sent her a "we'll need to grin and bear it" text. More puns heading her way.
ReplyDeleteMy wife says this autocorrect led her and the kids to discuss things that would be better to infected with than bears. Kittens were suggested by Abby. Coop wanted a turtle infection. He wanted a turtle infection so much that he started crying about how he didn't have one.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit are kids weird. I'm astonished at just how weird they are every single day.
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