This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
This is really good.
ReplyDeleteI could repost every Clickhole article.
ReplyDeleteI love it.
ReplyDeleteLet us run cackling to our dooms! I see your sun-bleached bones littering these craggy steppes. ...let us, in one last, lunatic gasp, strike fear into the hearts of the Byzantines not with the tenacity with which we fight for our lives, but with the maniacal joy with which we embrace our deaths!
mmmmminspiring words. I think I hear my mum calling.
"Let our howls of delight as we hold our own viscera aloft warp their dreams for all of their days!" Needless to say, my army didn't do so well.
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