This seems like a thing that needs doing.


This seems like a thing that needs doing.
I got a lot of problems with you people.

Gamers and nerds in general: Nice job taking the fun out of everything. Crossguards on lightsabers are rad. D&D in all forms is rad. Fuck you all.
Young People: Take your twitters and tumblrs and other things I don't understand and shove wherever would be most uncomfortable.
Facebook: God, you suck more and more every day.
America: Why are you so dumb? Like, so dumb. Every week there’s a new reason to think none of you live on the same planet as I do let alone in the same country.
District 281: You are red-tape-loving viper-tongued douche weasels. Fuck you all.

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