Be careful out there in the suburbs, people.

Be careful out there in the suburbs, people. This happened in my part of the city. Note the atavistic criminal trait of his eyes being close together. I'm sure this thug also played D&D, Grand Theft Auto, and listened to heavy metal and rap.
http://www.startribune.com/local/west/289934681.html

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  1. Brian TakleJanuary 27, 2015 at 1:53 PM

    We in the city center are immune from wackos.

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  2. Scott BuscheJanuary 28, 2015 at 8:23 PM

    This had my coworkers quite busy. All these shootings seem to Herald the coming of Gozer. Many Shubs and Zuuls will know what it's like to be roasted in the belly of a Sloar, I tell you. But seriously... This is messed up.

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  3. Casey G.January 28, 2015 at 8:30 PM

    Welcome to the city, sucker!

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  4. Scott BuscheJanuary 29, 2015 at 5:46 AM

    Why does his mugshot remind me of this?  http://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/I+did+the+same+thing+but+with+pictures+of+mitt+_3008c11769ba438b871111c417d9e5b2.jpg

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  5. Casey G.January 29, 2015 at 6:09 AM

    Ha ha! I thought someone should shrink this dudes face even more.

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  6. Scott BuscheJanuary 29, 2015 at 6:10 AM

    Domestic terrorists suck.

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  7. Casey G.January 29, 2015 at 6:14 AM

    I don't trust any 65+ year old white dude.

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  8. Scott BuscheJanuary 29, 2015 at 6:15 AM

    DOWN WITH THE METAMUCIL AGENDA!

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  9. Scott BuscheJanuary 29, 2015 at 6:38 AM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VpdWOVsM0o

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  10. Scott BuscheJanuary 29, 2015 at 6:38 AM

    All joking aside... that nut-bra looks like a good idea.

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  11. Scott BuscheJanuary 29, 2015 at 12:20 PM

    That GILF really knew how to gently pat the walnut bag.

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