DM: What...what would you say you do here?


DM: What...what would you say you do here?
The Bard: Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn NPCs so the other party members don't have to. I have social skills. I am good at dealing with NPCs! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

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  1. Casey G.January 16, 2015 at 12:41 PM

    Matthew Nelson John Lee

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  2. Derek PennycuffJanuary 16, 2015 at 12:45 PM

    "it's a jump (class skill for bards) to conclusions mat!"

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  3. Matthew NelsonJanuary 16, 2015 at 12:46 PM

    That's it.  If we lose Sterling and Bock, I'm making Smykowski the bard.  His henchman will be a lawyer who files a lawsuit for damages every time I get a mortal wound.

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  4. Casey G.January 16, 2015 at 12:48 PM

    "I cast Magic Missive."

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  5. Barry LovsethJanuary 16, 2015 at 1:06 PM

    "BIG GRAINS OF SALT."

    Mutters: "... burn the place down. "

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  6. Casey G.January 16, 2015 at 2:04 PM

    "Narrativist vs gamist play style? What does that even mean?"

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  7. Barry LovsethJanuary 16, 2015 at 3:06 PM

    In Casey Garske 's campaigns, "every single encounter is worse than the encounter before it.  So that means that every encounter you are in... that's the worst encounter of my life"

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  8. Casey G.January 16, 2015 at 3:57 PM

    You'll love tonight's game then, Barry Lovseth .

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  9. Matthew NelsonJanuary 16, 2015 at 10:48 PM

    ...I don't care if they kill my character off either, because I told the DM that if they change editions one more time I'm going to quit, because they've changed the rules four times already this year, and I used to have a dwarven vaultguard, and he was merry, but then they switched him to a 5e mountain dwarf fighter, but I kept my vaultguard and it's not okay, it's not okay, because if they take my vaultguard then I'll set the hill giant steading on fire...

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  10. Barry LovsethJanuary 16, 2015 at 11:04 PM

    Yeah, hiiii.  We (the undead) are going to go ahead and have to get that level from you.

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