From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
damn it feels good to be a gansta murder hobo
ReplyDeleteI got no words - murder on, my hoboes, murder on!
ReplyDeleteI bet you guys are not actually getting this excited when you play.
ReplyDeleteCorollary: If you are, sign me up.
I always am at any rate.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I get Samir-breakdancing excited, but Peter and Michael seem about right for ACKS.
ReplyDeleteMatt, you're the closest to Samir's level of dance ability.
ReplyDeleteI think that comment is more about everyone else in the group than it is about me.
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