Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Will your mom adopt me, please?
ReplyDeleteShe's cool, but this is slightly out of character. She is ignoring our pleas for pictures.
ReplyDeleteI want this to be an elaborate trolling of the family.
ReplyDeleteIt's possible. I'm not sure how people as fun as my parents got three introverted nerds for kids.
ReplyDeleteI once sent my mom a postcard (from Vegas) thanking her for bail money, because hookers and blow cost a shit-ton even before you get arrested, etc.
ReplyDeleteShe lives in a town of 155 people, and everyone knows everyone's business. The postmistress called her.
My mom was amused and mortified at the same time.
Barry Lovseth knows how fun my parents are. Don't go telling Cathy that Claire got a tattoo yet, Barry!
ReplyDeleteYour dad still has one of the best quotes of all time to one of our friends: "Does your dad every call you a dumbass?"
ReplyDeleteSo Red Foreman.
Gary must have gotten into the smokes again!
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