L.O.Fucking.L.
L.O.Fucking.L.
Hard physical exertion should be a lonely journey to the dark places of your own soul. Not a freaking mixer. That’s crazy, man. Save the mixer for the mocktails. “Fitness” is a byproduct of you seeking out pain like a particularly masochistic fish might seek out fish hooks. “Fitness community” is an oxymoron. 1) There should be no COMM-unication in working out, because be quiet, and 2) the only UNITY you should be having is your spiritual communion with the God of Being Tired (Barnaby, a mythical fat bulldog slumped on a golden floor for all eternity).
http://gawker.com/your-fitness-community-sickens-me-1721750094?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Hard physical exertion should be a lonely journey to the dark places of your own soul. Not a freaking mixer. That’s crazy, man. Save the mixer for the mocktails. “Fitness” is a byproduct of you seeking out pain like a particularly masochistic fish might seek out fish hooks. “Fitness community” is an oxymoron. 1) There should be no COMM-unication in working out, because be quiet, and 2) the only UNITY you should be having is your spiritual communion with the God of Being Tired (Barnaby, a mythical fat bulldog slumped on a golden floor for all eternity).
http://gawker.com/your-fitness-community-sickens-me-1721750094?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Someone write up Barnaby as a petty god.
ReplyDeleteCasey G. I will second this!!
ReplyDeleteE: http://imgur.com/FpNjyZD :D
like some kind of hairy, farting Buddha.
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