Dong Tao chicken.
Dong Tao chicken.
#gameable
Rating the Marvel villains so far on a scale from Excelsior (good), to No-Prize (could be explained that they’re...
Rating the Marvel villains so far on a scale from Excelsior (good), to No-Prize (could be explained that they’re either good or bad), to Bullpen Floor (bad): Iron Monger: Excelsior Abomination: No-Prize Loki: Excelsior Red Skull: Excelsior Whiplash: Bullpen Floor Justin Hammer: Excelsior Loki again: Excelsior Mandarin: Excelsior Dark Elf what’s-his-name: Bullpen floor Hydra Conspiracy: Excelsior Ronan: Bullpen Floor Nebula: Excelsior Ultron: No-Prize Did I miss anyone?
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ReplyDeleteDire Dong Tao Chicken War Mount
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ReplyDeleteDELICIOUSLY gameable.
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ReplyDeleteLegends Speak that high in the snow covered mountains of Kin Tu Kae there is a secret monastery known simply as the Order of the Twelve. There they practice a form of martial arts known as Dong Tao, which translates to "The Way of the Rooster" in the ancient tongues.
ReplyDeleteThe Monks of Dong Tao honor the great bird from whom they take their name and like these strange flightless birds, the Dong Taoists wear brightly colored robes and walk in bare feet at all times. Practicing the Dong Tao, they strengthen their legs to near-inhuman levels and sharpen their toe nails to sharpened points. This combination allows them to engage in amazing feats of agility and powerful kicks capable of not only breaking bone, but even piercing armor. In honor of the flightless Dong Tao Chickens, the Monks of Dong Tao often let out a blood curdling cry when engaging in battle, waving their arms about wildly as their legs snap out in lightning fast kicks.
When one of the honored Dong Tao Chickens dies, the most honored monks of the Order of the Twelve ritually amputate the foot and mummify it in twelve secret herbs (hence the name of the order). The mummified claw is then worn via a leather cord around the neck of a Dong Tao monk.
Those wearing the Honored Claw of the Dong Tao are able to achieve even more prodigious leaps and acrobatics. In addition, their kicks are said to pierce stone, steel and even dragon scales when the Honored Claw is worn.
Honored Claw of the Dong Tao: Any monk wearing this relic is able to leap twice their normal distance in both height and distance. In addition, their kicks are considered to be magic weapons when fighting foes who can only be damaged by magic and enchanted items. These kicks (only) also inflict an additional +1d6 points of damage.
Bullet farmer chickens?
ReplyDeleteprobably makes delicious Chicken Feet dim sum.
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