Just saw a kid fall in the shark tank.
Just saw a kid fall in the shark tank.
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ReplyDeleteThe one where you can pet the nurse sharks.
ReplyDeleteAppropiate actions if your own kid falls into the shark tank (parents think of this shit all the time)
ReplyDelete1) throw somebody else's kid in to distract sharks
2) make plans for child's now unused bedroom
3) start preparing for more sexy times with the missus to make replacement child
4) in the general ensuring confusion steal someone else's kid as replacement child
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Sharks have tanks now? How do they steer it? How powerful is its main gun?
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