Just saw a kid fall in the shark tank.
Just saw a kid fall in the shark tank.
From Voyageurs National Park on FB:
From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
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ReplyDeleteThe one where you can pet the nurse sharks.
ReplyDeleteAppropiate actions if your own kid falls into the shark tank (parents think of this shit all the time)
ReplyDelete1) throw somebody else's kid in to distract sharks
2) make plans for child's now unused bedroom
3) start preparing for more sexy times with the missus to make replacement child
4) in the general ensuring confusion steal someone else's kid as replacement child
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Sharks have tanks now? How do they steer it? How powerful is its main gun?
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