Appropiate actions if your own kid falls into the shark tank (parents think of this shit all the time)
1) throw somebody else's kid in to distract sharks 2) make plans for child's now unused bedroom 3) start preparing for more sexy times with the missus to make replacement child 4) in the general ensuring confusion steal someone else's kid as replacement child
Your Beat 'em Ups! Give them to me! My daughter and I have played the hell out of X-Men on my PS3. I'm bored! She's not, she could blow up sentinels with Storm all day long. Are there other button-mashers out there that: -Have a playable female character (so Ninja Turtles are out) -Available on PS3 -Multiplayer I'm aware Dungeons & Dragons: Shadows of Mystara comes out in June. Can't wait. But until then, I need something new since I can't listen to "Nothing stops the Blob!" again.
Rating the Marvel villains so far on a scale from Excelsior (good), to No-Prize (could be explained that they’re either good or bad), to Bullpen Floor (bad): Iron Monger: Excelsior Abomination: No-Prize Loki: Excelsior Red Skull: Excelsior Whiplash: Bullpen Floor Justin Hammer: Excelsior Loki again: Excelsior Mandarin: Excelsior Dark Elf what’s-his-name: Bullpen floor Hydra Conspiracy: Excelsior Ronan: Bullpen Floor Nebula: Excelsior Ultron: No-Prize Did I miss anyone?
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ReplyDeleteThe one where you can pet the nurse sharks.
ReplyDeleteAppropiate actions if your own kid falls into the shark tank (parents think of this shit all the time)
ReplyDelete1) throw somebody else's kid in to distract sharks
2) make plans for child's now unused bedroom
3) start preparing for more sexy times with the missus to make replacement child
4) in the general ensuring confusion steal someone else's kid as replacement child
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Sharks have tanks now? How do they steer it? How powerful is its main gun?
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