Appropiate actions if your own kid falls into the shark tank (parents think of this shit all the time)
1) throw somebody else's kid in to distract sharks 2) make plans for child's now unused bedroom 3) start preparing for more sexy times with the missus to make replacement child 4) in the general ensuring confusion steal someone else's kid as replacement child
Originally shared by Jonathan Tweet Tonight, my "Lethal Damage" 13th Age campaign draws to a close. Meanwhile, the guys are work have talked me into running a couple D&D sessions for them. That was the day 13th Age was announced, and they're happy to play 13th Age instead. That will be my "Great Center" campaign, based in the imperial capital of Axis, the center of the world. It's my opportunity to explore the setting from yet another perspective.
Correction in comments, I'm still mad Ok, I found out the 5e allosaurus from Tomb of Annihilation was only CR2 and was outraged, so I made a comparison of a D&D character and allosaurus specimen MOR 693. Then I compared the allosaurus to a polar bear, also CR2. The bear has 5HD and the allosaurus has 6HD. So, I take it back. CR 2 is fine.
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ReplyDeleteThe one where you can pet the nurse sharks.
ReplyDeleteAppropiate actions if your own kid falls into the shark tank (parents think of this shit all the time)
ReplyDelete1) throw somebody else's kid in to distract sharks
2) make plans for child's now unused bedroom
3) start preparing for more sexy times with the missus to make replacement child
4) in the general ensuring confusion steal someone else's kid as replacement child
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Sharks have tanks now? How do they steer it? How powerful is its main gun?
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