Just saw a kid fall in the shark tank.
Just saw a kid fall in the shark tank.
Rating the Marvel villains so far on a scale from Excelsior (good), to No-Prize (could be explained that they’re...
Rating the Marvel villains so far on a scale from Excelsior (good), to No-Prize (could be explained that they’re either good or bad), to Bullpen Floor (bad): Iron Monger: Excelsior Abomination: No-Prize Loki: Excelsior Red Skull: Excelsior Whiplash: Bullpen Floor Justin Hammer: Excelsior Loki again: Excelsior Mandarin: Excelsior Dark Elf what’s-his-name: Bullpen floor Hydra Conspiracy: Excelsior Ronan: Bullpen Floor Nebula: Excelsior Ultron: No-Prize Did I miss anyone?
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ReplyDeleteThe one where you can pet the nurse sharks.
ReplyDeleteAppropiate actions if your own kid falls into the shark tank (parents think of this shit all the time)
ReplyDelete1) throw somebody else's kid in to distract sharks
2) make plans for child's now unused bedroom
3) start preparing for more sexy times with the missus to make replacement child
4) in the general ensuring confusion steal someone else's kid as replacement child
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Sharks have tanks now? How do they steer it? How powerful is its main gun?
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