Life imitates Snow Crash yet again.
Life imitates Snow Crash yet again.
The antiquities in question are a collection of 200 to 300 clay tablets “inscribed in cuneiform—the script of Ancient Assyria and Babylonia, present day Iraq—and were thousands of years old.” Apprehended in Memphis, the shipment of small tablets was on its way to “the compound of the Hobby Lobby corporation.”
Expect to see mind-controlled people with whip antennas behind their ears programmed by ancient Babylonian brain hacking any day now.
h/t Stephen Holowczyk
http://jezebel.com/hobby-lobby-under-investigation-for-smuggling-artifacts-1738840376
The antiquities in question are a collection of 200 to 300 clay tablets “inscribed in cuneiform—the script of Ancient Assyria and Babylonia, present day Iraq—and were thousands of years old.” Apprehended in Memphis, the shipment of small tablets was on its way to “the compound of the Hobby Lobby corporation.”
Expect to see mind-controlled people with whip antennas behind their ears programmed by ancient Babylonian brain hacking any day now.
h/t Stephen Holowczyk
http://jezebel.com/hobby-lobby-under-investigation-for-smuggling-artifacts-1738840376
Imagine Tier 1 operator grannies from Hobby Lobby fast-roping into an ancient crypt and extracting all the artifacts.
ReplyDeleteI also want to imagine the president of Hobby Lobby flying around in a Hind helicopter.
ReplyDeleteThat's weird because I saw that endcap full of ancient Babylonian cunieform tablets and I thought, "Gee, that would look amazing if I dressed it up with collage clippings and a couple layers of Modge Podge." I'll let you know what Pinterest thinks.
ReplyDelete"Sir, they have found the missing bible pages that say we are doing it all wrong."
ReplyDelete"I want those pages! Scramble a team and bring those pages to my compound for destruction. Do not fail me again."
Well that just brings my days of randomly reading ancient languages off of knick knacks in box stores to an abrupt end!
ReplyDelete::scribbles scenario idea::
I'm betting you absolutely anything that the real reason has something to do with Whackjob Evangelical Christianity.
ReplyDelete"proving" the flood, "disproving" evolution, "proof" of Abraham, Ancient Israelites in Babylon, or Book of Revelation shit..
ReplyDeleteIt's going to a "Bible museum" so I'm sure that's right.
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