General Patton, who was actually a mind flayer, just blew up my necromancer with the Eye of Vecna.
General Patton, who was actually a mind flayer, just blew up my necromancer with the Eye of Vecna.
From Voyageurs National Park on FB:
From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
Oh, and now the rest of the party found a deck of many things.
ReplyDeleteThe dwarf is now fighting Death.
ReplyDelete"It's all fun and games until somebody gets an eye poked out"
ReplyDelete-Vecna.
Drawing from the deck of many things made me feel like a teenager again.
ReplyDeleteI want THIS kind of ridiculousness in my games. I usually end up with the other kind of ridiculousness (someone insisting on starting a brewing business and mastering the kazoo).
ReplyDeleteOr roleplaying out shopping in town?
ReplyDeleteI really kept thinking... "Ok, this shopping conversation is going to be a lead to something as part of the story. I sure hope a fight breaks out soon..." then nothing.
ReplyDeleteBarry you would love our UBER d20 games. Basically I take an old d&d module like White Plume Mountain, populate it with monsters from every open game d20 rules system around, and in the end you have Nazi Jawa's with Flamethrowers fighting Barbarian/Jedi/Half Orc/monks.
ReplyDeleteWeird Wars Ravenloft is just a Weird Wars/D&D mashup.....still fun though.