This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Oh hell yes.
ReplyDeleteJeeeezus...
ReplyDelete"There are 59,000 people listening."
ReplyDelete"They're listening to hear us get killed!"
"No they're not..."
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tsilibaris nikiforidis yes we are!!
6:22 p.m. Nevada State Assemblywoman Michele Fiore called in to the militants from the Portland airport. She said she would be willing to travel to Burns to help negotiate an end to the standoff.
ReplyDeleteBraveheart reference.
ReplyDeletethese people are certifiably insane.
ReplyDeletei cannot stop listening to the derp.
ReplyDeleteI guffawed at calling William Wallace "Braveheart."
ReplyDeleteSo many prayers.
ReplyDeleteAt first I was mocking her but now it seems like she's the only one keeping them from all commuting suicide by cop.
ReplyDelete"this is a message of peace"..... BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ReplyDeleteand finally the gun conspiracies come out.
ReplyDeleteNow it's Fox News talking points. And complaining about video games.
ReplyDeleteAnd common core...
ReplyDeleteSnacks.
ReplyDeleteTBH, granola bars are an overrated snack option.
ReplyDeleteLegions of angels!
ReplyDeleteScary shit. The woman getting her martyr vibe on and saying turning herself in and "giving herself into the hands of the enemy", sounding like the prelude to a "Won't get us alive" speech and the guy trying to convince her with bible crap.
ReplyDeletethis is who gavin steim is.
ReplyDeletehttp://crooksandliars.com/2015/01/washington-liberty-speaker-arrested
"We're not surrendering, we're just turning ourselves in."
ReplyDeletereading off the definitions of patriot and militant was pretty choice.
ReplyDeleteI think the whole thing is sad, these people have bought into the rightist propaganda machine so hard that they really believe this stuff. I empathize because I can see where some might think of the government as a lumbering corrupt behemoth. Don't get me started on shady BLM practices over the years.
ReplyDeleteThey should have started talking first rather than taking. Using guns like this can only make a bad situation worse.