There was a Dragon magazine article 30+ years ago about flightless dragons. I think they called them dragons, but with a different latin scientific name.
To echo Kirt, there's a story about my uncle from when they were growing up. The house they lived in was along a dirt alley. For trash pick-up you just put your garbage cans over the fence into the alley. One day when my uncle was around three years old they caught him playing in the alley, trying to lure a cat from where it was hiding among the garbage cans. "Here kitty kitty!" It was an enormous rat.
Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
What have I seen before? If I know birds, id call this a bladefoot or a killer quail.
ReplyDeleteIt's a bird.
ReplyDeletea dragonbird or something?
ReplyDeletelizard chicken
ReplyDeleteI can't think of anything non-lame, like ground eagle.
ReplyDeleteHooked Strider.
ReplyDeleteStunt-winged Murder Brizard.
ReplyDeleteThere was a Dragon magazine article 30+ years ago about flightless dragons. I think they called them dragons, but with a different latin scientific name.
ReplyDeleteNo-Armed Dumb Face.
ReplyDeleteTerror Runner, on account of it looks like a roadrunner that will eat you.
ReplyDeletemaybe it'd just get called a harpy or a hippogriff or something
ReplyDeleteA platygryff.
ReplyDeleteLand buzzard. Dragon harrier. Death grebe.
ReplyDeleteBeak Dog.
ReplyDeleteBreakfast.
ReplyDeleteKitty!
ReplyDeleteTo echo Kirt, there's a story about my uncle from when they were growing up. The house they lived in was along a dirt alley. For trash pick-up you just put your garbage cans over the fence into the alley. One day when my uncle was around three years old they caught him playing in the alley, trying to lure a cat from where it was hiding among the garbage cans. "Here kitty kitty!" It was an enormous rat.
ReplyDeleteDire-Moa?
ReplyDeleteDire-Columbidae :O)
Dune Razor
ReplyDeleteThink also of what people would think of its effect on the habitat.