Slightly creepy an surreal experience at Abby's orthodontic consult.


Slightly creepy an surreal experience at Abby's orthodontic consult.

Dead-eyed assistant going on about how great the state fair is in deadpan tones.

Orthodontist who looks like he has his hair cut with a bowl and talks too quietly. Resembling a rounder-faced Steve Buscemi.

Too much talk about Abby's red hair.

I read about this feeling in a Lovecraft story, I'm sure.

Comments

  1. Alex HakobianAugust 24, 2016 at 1:52 PM

    Beware any nearby portals that open to Elder Gods.

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  2. Harley StrohAugust 24, 2016 at 2:16 PM

    Lizard people.

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  3. Casey G.August 24, 2016 at 2:17 PM

    You know how orthodontists have those casts of fucked up teeth in their offices? Lizard teeth.

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  4. Edgar JohnsonAugust 24, 2016 at 2:24 PM

    Deep Ones!

    They've got that Orthodontismouth look, you know.

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  5. Gus LAugust 24, 2016 at 5:40 PM

    It's so weird to meet actual creepy people in real life.

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  6. Edgar JohnsonAugust 25, 2016 at 4:06 AM

    Gus L and then being able to say to oneself, "Wow... I guess I'm fucked up but, damn, I'm not that fucked up."

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