From Voyageurs National Park on FB: Called “Catamaran” by locals, Bert Upton is among the strangest of historical characters on area waters. He lived in a hut built over a dug-out at Squirrel Narrows. Found frozen to death in the 1930s by Kettle Falls pioneer Oliver Knox; Upton was perched lifeless in the snow just a half-mile from his home. Shunning civilization, Upton defined the word hermit. First spotted rowing his crude log raft on Namakan, no one knows how he got there. Upton’s accent implied an English heritage but any personal inquiries brought a stony silence. Some suspected him a man fleeing the law; others saw a bizarre outcast; everyone knew he was peculiar. Just five feet tall and wildly unkempt, Catamaran wore hacked-off pants and walked barefoot with a stick. Winter demanded shoes but no socks, a cast-off Mackinaw, and a trailing cap made from the leg of old underwear. He was oddly religious, and suspicious of being poisoned. Surviving on snared rabbits and fish, he ofte...
It's the most Waeren Ellis'y comic ever written.
ReplyDeleteNat aS Its so close to the Idea of Ellis, and in many ways, it is the most Ellis, and yet it is still missing the most important part of Ellisdom:
ReplyDeleteHe didn't lose interest halfway through and then purposefully tank it/not finish it.
Yeah, the main character is just... Warren Ellis.
ReplyDeleteI say that not out of hate, but love.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe a bit of hate.
This is how history textbooks should be written.
ReplyDeleteCasey G. Right? One time I was reading this mommy blog (and, to be fair, I am sure this view has been stated elsewhere) that it can be hard to get kids into history because kids find it boring.
ReplyDeleteHistory is the easiest thing to teach! Who doesn't love tales of people stuck in mud while people just put daggers through their face masks? What kind of kid doesn't love learning King James II shanked an earl and threw him out a window?