Where did it all go wrong, Casey? I can’t pinpoint it, but it was already too late when they remade 3:10 to Yuma and took a movie that was mostly two men talking about morality in a hotel room and put in a Gatling gun.
This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
Single most attractive sword seen on film.
ReplyDeleteIt slays.
ReplyDeleteNot to slayers such as them.
ReplyDeleteAlso, they're too young for haga or black lotus for that matter.
ReplyDeleteYes.
ReplyDelete"Woman, your looks! You are a slaughterer! ... What?! Wait, come back!"
ReplyDeleteGenerational gap.
ReplyDeleteGet ready, Barry.
ReplyDeleteI think you mean "Roll for initiative"
ReplyDeleteAlso, to be "fierce" is to look amazing. When you are fierce, you undoubtedly slay.
ReplyDeleteThere is also this fantastic moment where queens (amazing women) discuss how to best maximize their joint slay.
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Old nerd dude observes teenage social media culture. That's bound to be weird.
ReplyDelete(Teenage social media culture influenced by old drag queen culture!)
ReplyDeleteOh really? Interesting.
ReplyDeleteAlso: for correct usage -- a sword isn't the thing that slays. It's the lady that slays. Always. =)
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