I work close to Target's huge headquarters, so the Chinese restaurant I go to weekly has very diverse customers...


I work close to Target's huge headquarters, so the Chinese restaurant I go to weekly has very diverse customers originally from all over the world. Sometimes I'll be the only native English speaker there. But no one's speech has ever stood out to me like these two extras from Good Will Hunting sitting at the table next to me right now. They're talking about the Red Sox as I type. Sweawr taw gawd.

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  1. Alex HakobianSeptember 29, 2016 at 10:44 AM

    Ask them wheh they pawk the caw.

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  2. clash bowleySeptember 29, 2016 at 10:56 AM

    Wicked pissah!


    BTW - I was born about half a block from Fenway...

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  3. Paul BeakleySeptember 29, 2016 at 10:57 AM

    Do they like apples?

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  4. Casey G.September 29, 2016 at 11:04 AM

    Minnesotans don't just start talking to people they don't know in a restaurant, Paul Beakley.

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  5. Casey G.September 29, 2016 at 11:07 AM

    We talk about them and judge them quietly to ourselves, or post about them on the internet.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Mark WhitleySeptember 29, 2016 at 12:52 PM

    Are they eating caramels?

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