This is my gaming circle minus my ACKS players. I am such an asshole. Since they're in the big city now, the players really wanted to know if there were any magic weapons for sale. ACKS ain't 3e or 4e though. There is exactly one magic weapon for sale. I rolled randomly to see what it was and... ...it's a cursed -2 sword. So I told the players there's a weapons dealer/fence who's looking to get rid of a magic sword he's gotten ahold of...cheap. Only 6,000gp when usually a +1 item would be 10,000gp. So far they are not suspicious. They're going to be so pissed at me. I can barely contain my excitement.
I'll take the oblivion (which I suspect awaits me anyway)...
ReplyDeleteOblivion. I'll take that. It's really all I've ever wanted.
ReplyDeleteI want both.
ReplyDeleteI just want some sleep.
ReplyDeleteIs there room for a write-in candidate?
ReplyDeleteHe says oblivion but he means "merge with the infinite"
ReplyDeleteSure. I'll take the red-hot poker up my ass for eternity...
ReplyDeletewhat. is that face
ReplyDeleteI want OUR Reaper! Not some weird alien-skullhedface.
ReplyDeleteSo, can I waste my vote to make a point? What happens then?
ReplyDeleteyou get what you asked for Bryan Mullins. i won, i got both.
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